at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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