Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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