Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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