Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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