Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I enjoy the company of your penis
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