Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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