Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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