quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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