FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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