Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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