Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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