Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Randomize
