You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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