Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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