Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My dick has a subreddit
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
