do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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