I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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