sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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