did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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