you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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