lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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