He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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