Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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