My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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