I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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