question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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