all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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