mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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