New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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