The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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