That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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