I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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