So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
