To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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