Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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