Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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