you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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