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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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