This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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