Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
