Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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