Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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