So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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