I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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