I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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