She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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