gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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