Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
home. puking in laundry basket.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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