Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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