i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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