Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
